Not As I Do

Milk-Allergic Child: May I try a piece of your gum?

Her Parents: Sure. Here you go.

Milk-Allergic Child: [Makes face.] This gum makes my mouth feel funny.

Her Parents: Ha! Ha ha! That is because it is peppermint flavored.


Or, you know, it could be because of this:



Always, ALWAYS read the label. (Katherine spit out the gum and was fine. Thank goodness.)