Turn on PBS.
Explain concept of birthstones.
Say goodbye to husband.
Get dressed in preparation for 8-10 am cable guy timeslot.
Listen to fascinating Webkinz facts.
Take youngest child off of top of living room cabinet.
Change diaper of and redress youngest child.
Explain why you cannot invite yourself to someone's house for a playdate.
Even someone with a cool Spiderman shooter.
Make list for grocery store.
Stress about what activities you can create for eldest child's Mario Bros. birthday party.
Wonder where cable guy is.
Wonder if giant mulch pile counts as fun birthday party activity.
Look at clock: 8:40 am.