One day, a very conscientious young mother decided to go out and weed her gardens:
Suddenly, there arose a clatter from the wires above. Turning around, the conscientious young mother was shocked to see a squirrel poised in full attack mode. The full story is coming soon to a theater near you:
That's right: a squirrel ran down a telephone pole and straight at my face while I was weeding yesterday. It had its teeth bared and was screeching. I yelled and threw a handful of weeds at it and lived to tell the tale.