You all are the best. Not ONE of you said:
A. You know how this happens, right?/Have you figured out how this happens yet?
B. Was it an accident?/Did you do it on purpose?
C. Please tell me this is your last one.
D. Are you crazy?
E. I'm praying for twins. Twin boys.
Let's just say you all have a much better tact record than people I know in real life. MUCH better.
Your reward? I will answer those questions!
We were neither planning a fourth nor not planning a fourth. If it happened, great. If not, great.
Yes, this is our last baby.
We might be crazy, but I don't think it's because we're having another child.
If it is twins you all will have to come stay with us in shifts. Clear your schedules.
In other news, I am "AMA"--Advanced Maternal Age. Or, according to some of the lab forms, "Elderly." ELDERLY. Be nice to the crotchety old pregnant lady or she will trip you with her cane.